- If you could be bothered to call an ambulance at 3am you should be bothered to be transported. I don’t care how trivial it might be, more than likely we got out of bed for this call out
- If the patient can tell you that they are short of breath in one full sentence then they more than likely not short of breath
- If the patient complains of neck pain they shouldn’t complain of discomfort when a hard collar is applied, it’s just something we have to do
- If the patient does something they know makes them sick then they shouldn’t expect much sympathy from Ambulance and Triage
- If you feign unconsciousness you give us free reign to inflict pain to wake you up
- Don’t be surprised when Towies beat us to motor vehicle accidents
- Don’t call for an Ambulance then dislike being asked so many questions about your condition. If we didn’t ask we would not be doing our job properly
- Don’t call us and then apologise for calling us once on scene
- Your general practitioner can actually do more for you when it comes to trivial matters
- If you're in police custody don't tell us your "I'm innocent" sob story. We're not interested and we'll only side with the police anyway.
Saturday, March 07, 2009
General Ambulance Rules
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2 comments:
Hahahaha!
I would so be one to apologise for calling you, especially at 3am in the morning.
Isn't it good manners Tim?
Sara xox
These are really cool!
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