Stupid Man + Stupid Woman

Here is my simple mathematical equation for the week.

Stupid Man + Stupid Woman = Extra Marital affair

He’s stupid

• Thinking he can get away with it – these things always catch up to bite
• Parading around in public with his mistress – trophy girlfriend
• Bragging about his exploits to his colleagues
• Promising to leave his wife for her – was never going to do that
• Boasting his political aspirations to her
• Risking those aspirations for a fling

She’s stupid

• Jumping into bed virtually straight away – doesn’t everybody these days?
• Appealing to his giant ego
• Acknowledging the existence of a wife yet continued anyway – for six months
• Believing that he will leave his wife for here – not thinking that if he leaves his wife what will he do when he’s tired of you?
• Describing him as a “spunk” “hot” and “sexy” – she must be delusional